Have you missed me?
Well, I haven't had the opportunity to post as last Saturday as I was kidnapped.
Yes, kidnapped
By Karen
First she kidnapped Sadie. Innocently taking a nap in the guest room, Karen grabbed her and shoved Sadie in her carrier. I knew at that moment I needed to stay sparse. But Sadie kept whining as Karen loaded other things into her car. It got on my nerves, so I walked downstairs to tell Sadie off. Then it happened:
Karen grabbed me and took me immediately to the car.
She continued to pack random things (including Sadie) and then we headed off. I protested the entire distance, pointing out that I expressly stated on a number of occasions that I had no intention of moving and that if Karen didn't take me back to her parent's house I would be forced to call the authorities.
Karen laughed at me. She simply doesn't take me seriously.
Anyway, we got to the new house and I looked around. It doesn't have stairs. How am I supposed to get my cardio? However, it has awesome windows and a tiled entry hall for naps.
Everything is basically unpacked. We are enjoying things and plan to post pictures soon. Right now I know I have other obligations to fulfill with you guys so let's move on . . .
Obama Overdose
I didn't watch the infomercial tonight.
Does that make me a horrible cat?
Quite frankly, I don't care anymore.
I Got Nothin'
Anyway, I'm exhausted. I gotta go
Go 'Stros
Penelope the Cat-- In the Flesh
The Greatest Cat
- Penelope
- Texas, United States
- I am a Bombay Cat, which means I have a black shiny coat. I have yellow eyes and an IQ of 163.
Esty is Sexy
My friend Robyn, who is a high end fashion designer, made me this poncho last year. Is it not fabulous or what? Anyway, if you would like to see more of Robyn's fabulous creations, look at her Esty shop: www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5245889
Holy World Famous Dictators! Look Who I am!!!
LOLCats???
I saw this term referenced on another blog and didn't know it. So I looked it up on Wikepedia and discovered my answer. LOLCats, funny . . .
And now a public service announcement from Penelope, Queen of the Cats:
Due to the use of the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", the blog received an 'R' rating. I am posting my scarlet letter (isn't it cool that I can use this reference-- the logo is even red) for all to see. If you are offended by the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", my recommendation is to leave my blog immediately and stay away from your local grocery store, Dick Cheney (he'll get you more than a 'R'), book stores, public or private secondary schools, Paris Hilton, malls, George Bush, the movies including ones made by Disney, the airport, Karen, the post office, the park, congress (state and local), Govenor Good Hair, anyone working on plumbing, and anywhere people might be mildly annoyed. Good luck to ya!!!
Latest Breaking News
Due to excessive references to Dick Cheney, I've been upgraded from a category nasty to a category raunchy. Once again, if you are offended by the words "crap", "dick", "kill", "hell", "ass", "torture", "skanks", or "crack", please leave this site immediately. I wish you luck in whatever crapless, dickless, killless, hellless, assless, tortureless, skankless, or crackless endeavours you explore.
The Map to Mecca
8 comments:
Obama overdose = not quite as bad as a prop 8 overdose. But I still feel your pain, kitty. Can I call you kitty? Or is that too condescending for one of your obvious superior intellect?
At least you didn't get catnapped by Rush Limbaugh.
Well I am glad to know everything is OK. Also good to know that your new digs are OK. Just a few more days and all the political madness will be over.
Pssst ... the 'stros have been done a long time now.
Congratulations on your move! When's the housewarming par-tay??
You've just reminded me I MEANT to watch the Obama infomercial (online) but I keep forgetting. I was out that night. But now I'm like...meh...I don't need to.
Wow I can't wait until today is over.
Obama did an infomercial.
Sheesh, what rock have I been hiding under???
Oh, yeah, that's right. Political anything merits an immediate flip of the channel, preferably to Sci Fi or Food Network. Those are my peeps.
Welcome home, Penelope!
I did not have time to watch the Obama Informercial, though I was a little disgusted at how much money he spent on the entire production & how peace loving hippies everywhere endorse this guy as the coming Messiah. Wouldn't the messiah, you know, FEED PEOPLE or some other great act instead of an informercial? Oh well. He won by a landslide, so maybe that damn infomercial was worth every penny because now he gets to ride around in a fanc(ier) jet & live in a big(ger) white house.
I'm happy he won, but damn, am I glad the entire charade is overwith.
I prefer infomercials about nifty cat scratchers.
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