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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Kidnapped

Have you missed me?

Well, I haven't had the opportunity to post as last Saturday as I was kidnapped.

Yes, kidnapped

By Karen

First she kidnapped Sadie. Innocently taking a nap in the guest room, Karen grabbed her and shoved Sadie in her carrier. I knew at that moment I needed to stay sparse. But Sadie kept whining as Karen loaded other things into her car. It got on my nerves, so I walked downstairs to tell Sadie off. Then it happened:

Karen grabbed me and took me immediately to the car.

She continued to pack random things (including Sadie) and then we headed off. I protested the entire distance, pointing out that I expressly stated on a number of occasions that I had no intention of moving and that if Karen didn't take me back to her parent's house I would be forced to call the authorities.

Karen laughed at me. She simply doesn't take me seriously.

Anyway, we got to the new house and I looked around. It doesn't have stairs. How am I supposed to get my cardio? However, it has awesome windows and a tiled entry hall for naps.

Everything is basically unpacked. We are enjoying things and plan to post pictures soon. Right now I know I have other obligations to fulfill with you guys so let's move on . . .

Obama Overdose

I didn't watch the infomercial tonight.

Does that make me a horrible cat?

Quite frankly, I don't care anymore.

I Got Nothin'
Anyway, I'm exhausted. I gotta go

Go 'Stros

8 comments:

Kerry said...

Obama overdose = not quite as bad as a prop 8 overdose. But I still feel your pain, kitty. Can I call you kitty? Or is that too condescending for one of your obvious superior intellect?

just bob said...

At least you didn't get catnapped by Rush Limbaugh.

Mr. Shife said...

Well I am glad to know everything is OK. Also good to know that your new digs are OK. Just a few more days and all the political madness will be over.

Travis Erwin said...

Pssst ... the 'stros have been done a long time now.

robyn's nest said...

Congratulations on your move! When's the housewarming par-tay??

Melissa said...

You've just reminded me I MEANT to watch the Obama infomercial (online) but I keep forgetting. I was out that night. But now I'm like...meh...I don't need to.

Wow I can't wait until today is over.

Mom In Scrubs said...

Obama did an infomercial.

Sheesh, what rock have I been hiding under???

Oh, yeah, that's right. Political anything merits an immediate flip of the channel, preferably to Sci Fi or Food Network. Those are my peeps.

SUV Mama said...

Welcome home, Penelope!

I did not have time to watch the Obama Informercial, though I was a little disgusted at how much money he spent on the entire production & how peace loving hippies everywhere endorse this guy as the coming Messiah. Wouldn't the messiah, you know, FEED PEOPLE or some other great act instead of an informercial? Oh well. He won by a landslide, so maybe that damn infomercial was worth every penny because now he gets to ride around in a fanc(ier) jet & live in a big(ger) white house.

I'm happy he won, but damn, am I glad the entire charade is overwith.

I prefer infomercials about nifty cat scratchers.