I decided to do this meme I saw on Thomma Lyn's site Tennessee Text Wrestling:
It's really simple: you answer these questions by using the first letter of your name:
My name: Penelope (the cat)
Famous Singer: Prince
Four letter word: Porn
Street: Pacific Avenue
Color: Pumpkin
Gifts/Presents: Petunias
Vehicle: Porshe
Things in a Souvenir Shop: Pens
Boy Name: Patrick
Girl Name: Prudence
Movie Title: Pretty Woman
Drink: Peach Scnaps
Occupation: Police Officer
Celebrity: Penelope Ann Miller
Magazine: Penthouse
U.S. City: Pittsburg
Pro Sports: Pingpong
Fruit: Pear
Reason for Being Late for Work: Pooped Out
Something You Throw Away: Poop
Things You Shout: Piss Off!!!
Cartoon Character: Peppy la Pew
That was fun!!! Everyone should try it.
Penelope the Cat-- In the Flesh
The Greatest Cat
- Penelope
- Texas, United States
- I am a Bombay Cat, which means I have a black shiny coat. I have yellow eyes and an IQ of 163.
Esty is Sexy
My friend Robyn, who is a high end fashion designer, made me this poncho last year. Is it not fabulous or what? Anyway, if you would like to see more of Robyn's fabulous creations, look at her Esty shop: www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5245889
Holy World Famous Dictators! Look Who I am!!!
LOLCats???
I saw this term referenced on another blog and didn't know it. So I looked it up on Wikepedia and discovered my answer. LOLCats, funny . . .
And now a public service announcement from Penelope, Queen of the Cats:
Due to the use of the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", the blog received an 'R' rating. I am posting my scarlet letter (isn't it cool that I can use this reference-- the logo is even red) for all to see. If you are offended by the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", my recommendation is to leave my blog immediately and stay away from your local grocery store, Dick Cheney (he'll get you more than a 'R'), book stores, public or private secondary schools, Paris Hilton, malls, George Bush, the movies including ones made by Disney, the airport, Karen, the post office, the park, congress (state and local), Govenor Good Hair, anyone working on plumbing, and anywhere people might be mildly annoyed. Good luck to ya!!!
Latest Breaking News
Due to excessive references to Dick Cheney, I've been upgraded from a category nasty to a category raunchy. Once again, if you are offended by the words "crap", "dick", "kill", "hell", "ass", "torture", "skanks", or "crack", please leave this site immediately. I wish you luck in whatever crapless, dickless, killless, hellless, assless, tortureless, skankless, or crackless endeavours you explore.
The Map to Mecca
1 comment:
Hi there, Penelope! You did a great job on your meme! And you have good taste in music -- I like Prince, too. :)
You're a beautiful cat -- my Ballicai send purrs your way!
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