I was enjoying my mid morning nap in the sink when out of the blue Sadie the brilliant dashed into the bathroom and jumped up onto the counter. She started hissing loudly and at first I thought she was mad at me. Then she jumped off the counter and ran out of the room. I stood up and stretched, and went back to sleep. Within minutes, Sadie came back, repeating the same pattern. This time I got a look at her.
She wasn't hissing at me.
She wasn't hissing at me.
She was hissing at her reflection in the bathroom mirror. My assistant, the brilliant wonder that she is, was hissing at her own reflection in the mirror.
And you wonder why I don't post more???
I'm annoyed. I've got to go and take a nap, so that I have the energy later this evening to attempt to kill Sadie.
11 comments:
Penelope, I don't mean to presume but I really don't think you should kill Sadie. I mean you might get locked up for that. And if you ever had kittens, how would you explain to them that you're a jail-bir .. I mean, jail cat. Sadie can't help being dense. And killing really isn't very nice.
First of all, wreched Karen had me spade in February of 2002 (happy Valentines to me), so children are out of the question.
I can merely attempt to kill Sadie, as she is quite fast. That and Karen seems to like Sadie, so if I did succeed in her murder, I'd have to go to a lot of trouble to make it look like an accident. I have too much to do to stage an accidental death or dismemberment, so probably it won't happen. That and I'd have to go through the hiring process to find another assistant. Since Karen is so cheap and won't actually pay my assistant, Sadie not only gets to live, but is gainfully employed.
Anyway, all this explaining has gotten me tired. I'm off.
-- P
Hiya, Penelope! This is Chairman Mao, spazzy little Siamese kittyboy. My momma, Thomma Lyn over at Tennessee Text Wrestlin', told me about you, the newest kitty on the blogging block. Did you know there's a whole kitty bloggiesphere of blogging cats? My sister Marilyn MonREOW blogs, and I blog at The Ballicus Blog, and my two other sisturs pitch in there sometimes, too.
I'm gonna introduce you to the Kitty Blogosphere on my blog! It's so much fun. You'll meet a whole lot of great kitties, and I bet you'll love it!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Hello, Penelope! I'm Chairman Mao's big sister, Marilyn MonREOW. Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere! Here's a link to the Cat Blogosphere home page, where you'll find all kinds of blogosphere-related goodies.
You sound like a fabulous girlcat, and I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
*purrrrrrr*
Hi Penelope! We learned about you from Chairman Mao's blog. You sound like a very smart and sassy kitty. We're looking forward to getting to know you!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
Hiya Penelope! Ya gots a furry purrty name. Sounds like ya gots a silly purrsonal assistant. Come visit me!!!!!!!!!
Hi there - came over to read you from Chairman Mao. You're pretty interesting and I like your views on how things oughta' be! Welcome to the blog-world.
I'm here to from Chairman Mao's blog. You are a cool cat, and so very smart too. Welcome to the cat blogosphere!
Hello Penelope, welcome to the blogosphere. Chairman Mao sent us here. We are the kattonic cats, you can come visit us any time. Oh, one of us is names Sadie but she's actually like our leader (don't tell Zippy). See you again soon.
Hi there! I am glad to meet you. I learned about you from Chairman Mao's blog!
Hi Penelope. Saw you over at Daisy's comments. Welcome to our cat blogging community. Stop over and see us.
The Crew
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