My apologizes.
Chey is a GIRL.
Sorry for the mistake. I wish her well in the campaign.
--P
Penelope the Cat-- In the Flesh
The Greatest Cat
- Penelope
- Texas, United States
- I am a Bombay Cat, which means I have a black shiny coat. I have yellow eyes and an IQ of 163.
Esty is Sexy
My friend Robyn, who is a high end fashion designer, made me this poncho last year. Is it not fabulous or what? Anyway, if you would like to see more of Robyn's fabulous creations, look at her Esty shop: www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5245889
Holy World Famous Dictators! Look Who I am!!!
LOLCats???
I saw this term referenced on another blog and didn't know it. So I looked it up on Wikepedia and discovered my answer. LOLCats, funny . . .
And now a public service announcement from Penelope, Queen of the Cats:
Due to the use of the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", the blog received an 'R' rating. I am posting my scarlet letter (isn't it cool that I can use this reference-- the logo is even red) for all to see. If you are offended by the words "crap", "torture", "ass", and "kill", my recommendation is to leave my blog immediately and stay away from your local grocery store, Dick Cheney (he'll get you more than a 'R'), book stores, public or private secondary schools, Paris Hilton, malls, George Bush, the movies including ones made by Disney, the airport, Karen, the post office, the park, congress (state and local), Govenor Good Hair, anyone working on plumbing, and anywhere people might be mildly annoyed. Good luck to ya!!!
Latest Breaking News
Due to excessive references to Dick Cheney, I've been upgraded from a category nasty to a category raunchy. Once again, if you are offended by the words "crap", "dick", "kill", "hell", "ass", "torture", "skanks", or "crack", please leave this site immediately. I wish you luck in whatever crapless, dickless, killless, hellless, assless, tortureless, skankless, or crackless endeavours you explore.
The Map to Mecca
4 comments:
Just wanted to stop buy and say hi to you girls.
Sheesh, Penelope! I'm away from your blog for a couple of days and you come over all political.
Is there anyway you could be talked into standing for the presidency? Some people in NZ think it's time for a change and I have heard a few say "a cat could do better". This could be your chance.
Penelope for President!
Dawn--
You are the second person to ask me this question and I politely and respectively decline.
I don't work. It's against my principles. Have you ever seen a cat with a job? There is a reason for this: we are far too smart to work.
As far as "a cat can do it better", well of course a cat can do it better. Because we know how, it is our responsibility to tell the humans how it is and what to do to get it done.
Washington is cold. Karen would have to find a new job. And I'm not too comfortable with all that Secret Service entourage.
-- P
Penelope,
Thanks for posting on my site. I deleted a villains response to your comment. All ladies are safe on the Captain's ship.
Jeff
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