As you know, Karen asked me to lay off the daytime television so that my brain doesn't rot and she doesn't have to recycle (see Let Them Eat Cake).
I get that probably Sadie and I watch too much television. We know just a little more about the lives of celebrities than what we should. However, Karen is a hypocrite. While she gripes at us for watching "crap" during the day, what is she watching tonight as we speak?
Karen said it isn't crap if it's British.
I said that crap is an international genre.
Karen didn't seem to care.
"It's crap," she agreed with me. "But I don't watch that much crap."
I mentioned Desperate Housewives.
"OK, OK," Karen said, obviously flustered by my questioning. "I like crap, too, so sue me."
My point is made.
Pass the flicker, oh mighty mortal. I wanna watch The View.