Today I am writing about the mall.
This is quite difficult, as I am a cat and have never been to the mall.
However, I hear about this mall place constantly. Karen goes there often, as do her friends. From what I gather, the mall is this place where people buy stuff. Kind of like eBay, but more social and the parking is abysmal.
I've seen this mall place on CNN before. Evidently it's pretty happening.
Personally, I have no desire to go to the mall. I am a celebrity and don't want to be mauled by hordes of screaming fans. I've seen this happen to other celebrities on E! News and it's very disconcerting.
When you are as famous as I am, it pays to take precautions.
Anyway . . .
Karen was telling me about these girls she saw at the mall. Evidently it is now a fashion trend to wear a tight white t shirt with a brightly colored bra.
So basically, these gals are announcing to the world the following:
1. Yes, I wear a bra.
2. Yes, I am a skank.
3. If I'm not a skank, I did not look in the mirror this morning after dressing. Therefore, I am an idiot.
4. I got boobs.
Truthfully, I have no qualms with nudity per say. After all, I spend most days wearing nothing at all and things seem to work out for me just fine, thank you much. But isn't underwear just that-- underwear??? What's the point of showing it off???