I couldn't decide who to award, being so many important blogs out there in cyberland.
However, I take my obligations within the blogging community quite seriously. At the same time, my ability to follow directions is lacking.
What do you people expect? I'm a cat. We are not designed to do what people request. That would just be ridiculous.
So, of course, I changed the rules.
Weekly (or whenever I please) I will award a fellow blogger with a "You are no ordinary cat award".
Here are the rules:
1. You must post said award.
2. You must write an acceptance speech. You may steal speech from wherever, I really don't care. But you must post one.
3. You must send me your first born child.
Actually, Karen told me to scratch number three. She said we really didn't want a bunch of first born children running around here. It would crimp our bachelorette style.
If you do not follow the rules of the award, I will send Sadie to your house after feeding her a galloon of milk and a twelve pound bag of kitty treats. Trust me, you really don't want to incur this wrath.
My first award goes to my dear friend Robyn from Robyn's Nest.
Her link is to the right.
Why, do you ask, does Robyn get the first award?
The answer to this is quite simple: Robyn, a famous fashion designer, I'm assuming who works for Chanel, made me a poncho.
She's the only one who sends me gifts. So she gets the first award.
Are you crying foul? Sadie runs the complaint department. She's illiterate. Good luck with that.
Anyway, Robyn just opened an Esty Store. You should stop by and purchase a bunch of her ever so fabulous crafty stuff. Eventually, I'm will pose in an ad for this store. Robyn is working on persuading Steven Meisel to take the pictures and everything.
Anyway, that's all I have today. I'm going to bed as Karen is sick and she told me that if I wake her tonight for any reason other than a homocidal maniac running through the house, she would send me to live with evil Jeff.
Empty threat
2 comments:
Holy crap! I didn't even know I had won this amazing award until I checked your blog today. Wasn't I supposed to get a hand-delivered white envelope, or perhaps a media conference of some sort? Hmmm...I suppose I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. I can't be too hard on you anyway - Sindri can't even answer the phone for me.
Time to work on my speech...
Congratulations to Robyn!
I am sure that a cat of such good taste as you knows best when it comes to handing out awards.
I will pop over and visit Robyn's Nest now and check it out.
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