I am the Elizabeth Taylor of the feline world.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Potty Mouth or Conspiracy: You Decide (the Finale)

"Dick Cheney"

Guys, I couldn't make this up.

Irony cannot be created. It just happens under beautiful scenarios.

So basically I think I've been taken out of context. I blame George Bush.

Why not?

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Dawn said...

It seems to me that the blame for all of this can fairly be laid at the feet of Sadie and Karen. After all, they're the one that make use this language. And most of your death threats were against Sadie, were they not? It's all their fault!

Penelope said...

Totally this is Karen's fault.

I'll even go a step further: Karen taught me those words. She may deny it, but she did.

Apples don't fall too far from the tree.


Crabby McSlacker said...

Sorry Penelope, but I think the ratings are fair and just.

Boobs are not offensive--Dick Cheney is.

Only Mature Adults should ever be exposed to Dick Cheney, and even then, discretion is advised. One needs to close one's eyes and plug one's ears to avoid having one's head explode.

Penelope said...

This is true, Dick Cheney is probably more offensive than female nudity.

You know what I like about Dick Cheney? I think it's great he's incredibly comfortable with his position as first rat bastard. He says what he means and DOESN'T apologize insincerely later.

That rocks.

Most politicians only accidently show their inside rat bastard. Not ole' Dick. He lets it all hang out.

Granted, I'm not inviting him to dinner or anything. The dude scares me. Nevertheless, he is intriguing . . .


Jim Melvin said...

This is all just too damn funny! (Oops, I said damn.)

I know my books would be rated R (my wife claims bordeline X), but I can't imagine that my blog would be any worse than PG.

Penelope said...

Crabby, who has postings about all kinds of lewd and lacivious (sp???) acts, got a PG-13.

And I get an NC-17???

I'm assuming George Bush saw my blog entry about the first dog and decided to retaliate. What he doesn't know is that I'm wearing my scarlet letter like a badge of honor.

Stick it to the man,


Chicken Girl said...

I'm only PG!! Waah, I wanna be cool like you.